…For the beginning of Tournament Two! Rogue Leader has assembled her crew and we’re moving into attack formation!
The other teams may have special powers, magic spells and powerful overlords but be warned, the Force is a powerful ally! Do not underestimate it’s power!
Oh and by the way, we could blow you all into oblivion anytime cause…..
Love the header on the post! Awesome Sweet Petunia!!
True, however, we have the One Ring. WE WIN XP
So if Frodo is wearing the Ring, will it protect him when the Death Star blasts him? Hmmm…I think not.
The only way the Ring would save you from the Dark Side is if Sauron had it and that would destroy all you love coughAragorncough.
What if ARAGORN wears the Ring? Hmmm?
Then the world would end and he wouldn’t be attractive anymore. *points at Gollum and Ringwraiths*
Buuuuuut, we got Iluvatar!!! (Seriously, beat that.)
“we got Iluvatar”
Well the Force creates life too, but it can be controlled to do your bidding if you are skilled, which we all, of course, are.
The Force may create life, but I was just remembering the part in Ep 3 when Yoda was telling Anakin to let go of attachment and not mourn dead people, that he should rejoice that they ‘become the force’ (I probably botched the quote, though). I always thought that was a sad thing to have to look forward to for an afterlife. But I am a Christian (and do profusely apoligize for making this a religion thing) and Middle-Earth gets (not only Valinor for elves but also) Heaven (for all us mortals).
“I always thought that was a sad thing to have to look forward to for an afterlife.”
In a real life sense I agree with you there, but in a “I’m on a different team and I’m trying to make the point that ours is better” sense I must say that the kind of afterlife your world has won’t save you in the tournament!
No need to apologize for making it religious, I’m a Christian too and enjoy drawing parallels between both stories and real life.
He would lose all his awesome-ness if he was that weak, and he would get ugly. You know you love the part where he refuses to take it and presses it into Frodo’s hand.
A’Tuin would totally eat the Death Star. Besides, we’ve survived the Apocralypse and a Sourcerer, along with Holy Wood and Music With Rocks In… numerous break-through efforts by the Dungeon Dimensions. And the Sender of Eight, Bel Shamharoth, himself. And Death would be decidedly disinclined to stop the Aurors of Reality from nullifying your extreme disorderedness and your rubbish science.