I know I know, the patience of my Children of the Night has finally been rewarded with a new Blog Post. Not that you all have not been rather vocal in your eagerness. It seems that everywhere I looked, I was being reminded by my Children of the Night that waiting sucks and that if they breathed, they would be waiting with baited breath.
Wait…what’s that?…wha?…..hmm, it seems that one of my thralls is babbling some nonsense about how those “Waiting Sucks” ads and commercials are not about my blog posts at all and are really promoting some television show. Sometimes I think that the blood bonding process does serious damage to the thrall’s higher mental functions. I mean really, what other important event is happening this summer other than Nerd Wars and Team Bite-Me?
This talk of important events and the amazing prowess of Team Bite-Me has me thinking. We have all hear rumors of some cabal of ancient vampires. Be they known as the Tribunal, Elders, or Authority, they are all the same thing, vampire boogeymen of whispered stories that pull the strings and control us all. But who are all these puppet masters? I did a little research and discovered that we have had it all wrong! This cabal of impressive vamps does not pull the strings…they have strings to pull!!!
I will tell you another truth too. Free Yarn Is Awesome!
And with that I am proud to introduce to you all…
The Best Yarn Giveaway- In 3D!!
Our beloved Dark Mother, matrunda has offered a skein of True Blood inspired loveliness, from younger yarns , check check it !
Once again I have dabbled in some Dark Arts in my Laboratory and came up with something inspired by my favorite OCD Bloodsucker.. I call this color Count Von Compulsive!
For all of you Newbies, here is how it works. As you turn in projects for this round, you will be earburned in a post in the Team Bite-Me thread. Send me a message as you turn them in via Ravelry.I will not be able to scour all of the project threads looking for your projects. At the end of this month I will draw two names from the posted list. The winners will be announced via Blog Post. Those folks will be collectively known as “Fucky Lucks”.
Huh?…Oh no! On that note I am going to have to bid you farewell, My Children of the Night. There seems to be some sort of excited disturbance among the thralls that I will need to squelch. I am not sure what set them into such a frenzy. I can only hear some of them comparing a blond Viking to a screen door. While I set to restoring discipline, all of you undead crafters enjoy the first round of Tournament the Second!